Sacrilege at the hands of mexico/varsity football

I read something distressing today. Apparently, an altercation broke out at a high school in small town oregon. Now this is normally not news. What makes it news isn't that it was allegedly racially charged, or even that it involved members of a varsity sports team. No, what makes this so shocking, is where it happened.

Dodgeball. We've all played it. We've all had our share of rubber spheres to various painful points on our bodies, but rarely does such an attack result in any sort of real life parallel. Sure it may sting to take a 4-square ball to the nose, but when do you feel personally insulted by it? I'll tell you when, you feel it when you've crossed the line between recess and reality.