Pilot Post

Hi. i'm not one for long ass goodbyes or anything, so it stands to reason that i suck at introductions too (for those of you still trying to figure that reason out, leave this website immediately). I'm sure all of you want me to go in-depth describing myself, but that is something i simply can not do. what i can do, is tell you my name, which happens to be Emmanuel, although i'm usually referred to as Vietman. Now i know you're thinking so far that this is an atrocity of a post and a complete waste of your time and that i keep interjecting your thoughts for you, but you have to understand (and you do) that this is the first post, the pilot post, and therefore is legally obligated (no bullshit) to suck.

a piece of history about myself: i was drafted and fought in vietnam, i recieved the purple heart for my injuries. my injuries amounted to the loss of my beloved left arm. Do not worry, for not long after i received a prosthetic arm installed with karate-chop action, which has produced my livelihood. also i hate sharks (i'm sure that will come back to bite me in the ass, but whatever, i fucking hate them).